jueves, 7 de julio de 2016
Mientras tanto, en el Imperio...
Si vos sos uno de esos pobres diablos a los que el gobierno anterior les hizo creer que podían comprarse una moto, o una licuadora, o viajar a Las Toninas cada tanto, la nota que sigue te va a encantar. En el corazón del Imperio, a donde va la guita de los amigos de Rosendo para que la administre gente bien, qué te digo, chabones tipo los ceos de Moore Capital Management, resulta que se hacen fiestas como la gente y no esos cumples pedorros con cerveza y maní a los que estás acostumbrado.
Allí, un winner de 31 añitos (foto), decidió festejar de lo lindo y claro, los envidiosos que nunca faltan le salen al cruce, malditos loosers. Lo echaron del fondo MCM, y todo por reventar una mansión de 20 palos verdes en una festichola que incluía tirar enanos a la piscina para diversión de los chicos enfiestados. "El juicio del Sr. Berna es inconsistente con los valores de la firma", espetaron los aguafiestas de MCM al momento de echarlo.
Los valores de la firma... chupate esa mandarina. Yo te digo, Rosendo, salí a poner orden porque un día de estos nos clausuran las fiestas y se pudre todo... Terminamos como Venezuela, mirá lo que te digo. En fin, así lo cuentan los chicos de Zero Hedge:
Título: 31 Year Old Hedge Funder Trashes $20 Million Hamptons Mansion In Wild Midget-Tossing Party, Is Fired
Texto: In another reminder why most of the population is increasingly furious at the "elites", over the holiday weekend a 31-year-old portfolio manager for Moore Capital, Brett Barna, threw a wild “Wolf of Wall Street”-style Hamptons party, complete with Champagne, scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets, and in the process trashed a $20 million mansion.
According to Page Six, Barna, "a portfolio manager at Louis Bacon’s Moore Capital Management, hosted the all-day “#Sprayathon” pool party on Sunday, where 1,000 people doused themselves in bubbly as rapper Ace Hood performed."
Making things more complicated is that Barna is not the owner of the 9-bedroom, 8 acre Hamptons mansion which "comes with tennis court, gym, outdoor pool & jacuzzi" where he celebrated US Independence Day in decadent style, and instead rented it from "Tommy" for $29,000 on AirBNB, a fee he is now disputing.
And now Tommy is angry: "the furious owner of the 14-bedroom estate in Bridgehampton plans to sue Barna, 31, for $1 million, saying the Wall Street hot shot had claimed the party would be a fundraiser for an animal charity for a mere 50 guests."
The owner, who asked to not be named, told Page Six that , “Brett came to me dropping Louis Bacon’s name and saying he was a big deal with the Robin Hood Foundation. He said there would be 50 people at the event and it was for animal rescue. But the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them. They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit .?.?. We’re waiting to serve him."
"Brett was last seen on Sunday chugging Champagne with two midgets.”
Wild social media posts show partygoers dousing themselves in booze and dancing wildly.
The videos and photos below, capturing the festivities, will surely be Exhibit A-X in the upcoming lawsuit.
According to the publication, this is an annual bacchanal: Last year #Sprayathon revelers started a brush fire at a Hamptons manse owned by “Hercules” actor Kevin Sorbo.
Page Six adds that a rep for the embarrassed hedge fund didn’t comment, but a source said Moore raised $100,000 for Last Chance Animal Rescue, and they hired cleaners and left the house in good condition.
As CNBC adds this morning, Moore Capital said it has fired Barna. "Mr. [Brett] Barna's personal judgment was inconsistent with the firm's values," the company told CNBC in a statement.
"He is no longer employed by Moore Capital Management."